Two and a Half Men
Sep 22, 2003 (en)
Comedy
[68] Min
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First Air DateSep 22, 2003
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ProductionWarner Bros. Television, Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company
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Rotten tomato75%
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Original titleTwo and a Half Men
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ReleaseSep 22, 2003
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Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
Overview
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Casts
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Walden Schmidt
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Alan Harper
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Berta
Casts : 3 / Crews : 4
Specials ( )
Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
Episode: 1
Jake's A Regular Kid
Episode: 2
Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems
Episode: 3
Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards
Episode: 4
Behind the Scenes
Episode: 5
Finding Angus
Episode: 6
Getting Charlie Sheen
Episode: 7
Jennifer Taylor
Episode: 8
Jon's Advice to Charlie
Episode: 9
Mama's Boys
Episode: 10
Marin Hinkle
Episode: 11
Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over
Episode: 12
Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2
Episode: 13
Bloopers Season 01
Episode: 14
Bloopers Season 02
Episode: 15
Bloopers Season 03
Episode: 16
Bloopers Season 04
Episode: 17
Bloopers Season 05
Episode: 18
Bloopers Season 06
Episode: 19
Bloopers Season 07
Episode: 20
Bloopers Season 08
Episode: 21
Bloopers Season 09
Episode: 22
Bloopers Season 10
Episode: 23
Bloopers Season 11
Episode: 24
Bloopers Season 12
Episode: 25
Two and a Half Men - In the Beginning
Episode: 26
Two man talking about Two and a Half Men
Episode: 27
The 100th episode of Two and a Half Men
Episode: 28
"Must Pause TV" - The story of Chuck Lorre
Episode: 29
Two and a Half Men: Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard
Episode: 30
CSI-Episode: Two and a Half Deaths
Episode: 31
Growing up Harper
Episode: 32
The Women of Two and a Half Men
Episode: 33
Charlie's EX Reunion
Episode: 34
Two and a Half Men Version 2.0
Episode: 35
The Billionaire Upgrade: How Walden Schmidt redesigned the house in Malibu
Episode: 36
Two Manly Men - Singing and Dancing
Episode: 37
Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones
Episode: 38
Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups
Episode: 39
The Serious Business of Writing Comedy
Episode: 40
A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men
Episode: 41
Season 1 ( 2003-09-22)
Pilot
Episode: 1
Big Flappy Bastards
Episode: 2
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Episode: 3
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Episode: 4
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Episode: 5
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Episode: 6
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Episode: 7
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Episode: 8
Phase One, Complete
Episode: 9
Merry Thanksgiving
Episode: 10
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Episode: 11
Camel Filters and Pheromones
Episode: 12
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Episode: 13
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Episode: 14
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Episode: 15
That Was Saliva, Alan
Episode: 16
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Episode: 17
An Old Flame With a New Wick
Episode: 18
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Episode: 19
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Episode: 20
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Episode: 21
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Episode: 22
Just Like Buffalo
Episode: 23
Can You Feel My Finger?
Episode: 24
Season 2 ( 2004-09-19)
Back Off, Mary Poppins
Episode: 1
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Episode: 2
A Bag Full of Jawea
Episode: 3
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Episode: 4
Bad News from the Clinic?
Episode: 5
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Episode: 6
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Episode: 7
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Episode: 8
Yes, Monsignor
Episode: 9
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Episode: 10
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Episode: 11
A Lungful of Alan
Episode: 12
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Episode: 13
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Episode: 14
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Episode: 15
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Episode: 16
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Episode: 17
It Was Mame, Mom
Episode: 18
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Episode: 19
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Episode: 20
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Episode: 21
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Episode: 22
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Episode: 23
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Episode: 24
Season 3 ( 2005-09-19)
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Episode: 1
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Episode: 2
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Episode: 3
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Episode: 4
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Episode: 5
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Episode: 6
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Episode: 7
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Episode: 8
Madame and Her Special Friend
Episode: 9
Something Salted and Twisted
Episode: 10
Santa's Village of the Damned
Episode: 11
That Special Tug
Episode: 12
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Episode: 13
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Episode: 14
My Tongue is Meat
Episode: 15
Ergo, the Booty Call
Episode: 16
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Episode: 17
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Episode: 18
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Episode: 19
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Episode: 20
And the Plot Moistens
Episode: 21
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Episode: 22
Arguments for the Quickie
Episode: 23
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Episode: 24
Season 4 ( 2006-09-18)
Working for Caligula
Episode: 1
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Episode: 2
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Episode: 3
A Pot Smoking Monkey
Episode: 4
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Episode: 5
Apologies for the Frivolity
Episode: 6
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Episode: 7
Release the Dogs
Episode: 8
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Episode: 9
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Episode: 10
Walnuts and Demerol
Episode: 11
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Episode: 12
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Episode: 13
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Episode: 14
My Damn Stalker
Episode: 15
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Episode: 16
I Merely Slept With a Commie
Episode: 17
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Episode: 18
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Episode: 19
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Episode: 20
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Episode: 21
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Episode: 22
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Episode: 23
Prostitutes and Gelato
Episode: 24
Season 5 ( 2007-09-24)
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Episode: 1
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Episode: 2
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Episode: 3
City of Great Racks
Episode: 4
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Episode: 5
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Episode: 6
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Episode: 7
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Episode: 8
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Episode: 9
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Episode: 10
Meander to Your Dander
Episode: 11
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Episode: 12
The Soil Is Moist
Episode: 13
Winky-Dink Time
Episode: 14
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Episode: 15
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Episode: 16
Fish in a Drawer
Episode: 17
If My Hole Could Talk
Episode: 18
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Episode: 19
Season 6 ( 2008-09-22)
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Episode: 1
Pie Hole, Herb
Episode: 2
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Episode: 3
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Episode: 4
A Jock Strap in Hell
Episode: 5
It's Always Nazi Week
Episode: 6
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Episode: 7
Pinocchio's Mouth
Episode: 8
The Mooch at the Boo
Episode: 9
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Episode: 10
The Devil's Lube
Episode: 11
Thank God for Scoliosis
Episode: 12
I Think You Offended Don
Episode: 13
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Episode: 14
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
Episode: 15
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Episode: 16
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Episode: 17
My Son's Enormous Head
Episode: 18
The Two Finger Rule
Episode: 19
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Episode: 20
Above Exalted Cyclops
Episode: 21
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Episode: 22
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Episode: 23
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Episode: 24
Season 7 ( 2009-09-21)
818-jklpuzo
Episode: 1
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Episode: 2
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Episode: 3
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Episode: 4
For the Sake of the Child
Episode: 5
Give Me Your Thumb
Episode: 6
Untainted by Filth
Episode: 7
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Episode: 8
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Episode: 9
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Episode: 10
Warning, It's Dirty
Episode: 11
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Episode: 12
Yay, No Polyps!
Episode: 13
Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Episode: 14
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Episode: 15
Tinkle Like a Princess
Episode: 16
I Found Your Moustache
Episode: 17
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Episode: 18
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Episode: 19
I Called Him Magoo
Episode: 20
Gumby with a Pokey
Episode: 21
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Episode: 22
Season 8 ( 2010-09-20)
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Episode: 1
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Episode: 2
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Episode: 3
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Episode: 4
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Episode: 5
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Episode: 6
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Episode: 7
Springtime on a Stick
Episode: 8
A Good Time in Central Africa
Episode: 9
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Episode: 10
Dead from the Waist Down
Episode: 11
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Episode: 12
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Episode: 13
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Episode: 14
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Episode: 15
That Darn Priest
Episode: 16
Season 9 ( 2011-09-19)
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Episode: 1
People Who Love Peepholes
Episode: 2
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Episode: 3
Nine Magic Fingers
Episode: 4
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Episode: 5
The Squat and the Hover
Episode: 6
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Episode: 7
Thank You for the Intercourse
Episode: 8
Frodo's Headshots
Episode: 9
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Episode: 10
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Episode: 11
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Episode: 12
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Episode: 13
A Possum on Chemo
Episode: 14
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Episode: 15
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Episode: 16
Not in My Mouth!
Episode: 17
The War Against Gingivitis
Episode: 18
Palmdale, Ech
Episode: 19
Grandma's Pie
Episode: 20
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Episode: 21
Why We Gave Up Women
Episode: 22
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Episode: 23
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Episode: 24
Season 10 ( 2012-09-27)
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Episode: 1
A Big Bag of Dog
Episode: 2
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Episode: 3
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Episode: 4
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Episode: 5
Ferrets, Attack!
Episode: 6
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Episode: 7
Something My Gynecologist Said
Episode: 8
I Scream When I Pee
Episode: 9
One Nut Johnson
Episode: 10
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Episode: 11
Welcome to Alancrest
Episode: 12
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Episode: 13
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Episode: 14
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Episode: 15
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Episode: 16
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Episode: 17
The 9:04 from Pemberton
Episode: 18
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Episode: 19
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Episode: 20
Another Night With Neil Diamond
Episode: 21
My Bodacious Vidalia
Episode: 22
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Episode: 23
Season 11 ( 2013-09-26)
Nangnangnangnang
Episode: 1
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Episode: 2
This Unblessed Biscuit
Episode: 3
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Episode: 4
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Episode: 5
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Episode: 6
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Episode: 7
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Episode: 8
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Episode: 9
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Episode: 10
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Episode: 11
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Episode: 12
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Episode: 13
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Episode: 14
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Episode: 15
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Episode: 16
Welcome Home, Jake
Episode: 17
West Side Story
Episode: 18
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Episode: 19
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Episode: 20
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Episode: 21
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Episode: 22
Season 12 ( 2014-10-29)
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Episode: 1
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Episode: 2
Glamping in a Yurt
Episode: 3
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Episode: 4
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Episode: 5
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Episode: 6
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Episode: 7
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Episode: 8
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Episode: 9
Here I Come, Pants!
Episode: 10
For Whom the Booty Calls
Episode: 11
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Episode: 12
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Episode: 13
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Episode: 14
Of Course He's Dead (1)
Episode: 15
Of Course He's Dead (2)
Episode: 16
