Two and a Half Men

Sep 22, 2003 (en) Comedy [68] Min
  • First Air Date
    Sep 22, 2003
  • Production
    Warner Bros. Television, Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company
  • Rotten tomato
    75%
  • Original title
    Two and a Half Men
  • Release
    Sep 22, 2003
  • en
    -

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

Overview

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

  1. Music Supervisor

  2. Producer

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Casts

  1. Ashton Kutcher

    Walden Schmidt

  2. Jon Cryer

    Alan Harper

  3. Conchata Ferrell

    Berta

Full Casts & Crew

Casts : 3 / Crews : 4

Specials ( )

Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal

Episode: 1

Jake's A Regular Kid

Episode: 2

Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems

Episode: 3

Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards

Episode: 4

Behind the Scenes

Episode: 5

Finding Angus

Episode: 6

Getting Charlie Sheen

Episode: 7

Jennifer Taylor

Episode: 8

Jon's Advice to Charlie

Episode: 9

Mama's Boys

Episode: 10

Marin Hinkle

Episode: 11

Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over

Episode: 12

Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2

Episode: 13

Bloopers Season 01

Episode: 14

Bloopers Season 02

Episode: 15

Bloopers Season 03

Episode: 16

Bloopers Season 04

Episode: 17

Bloopers Season 05

Episode: 18

Bloopers Season 06

Episode: 19

Bloopers Season 07

Episode: 20

Bloopers Season 08

Episode: 21

Bloopers Season 09

Episode: 22

Bloopers Season 10

Episode: 23

Bloopers Season 11

Episode: 24

Bloopers Season 12

Episode: 25

Two and a Half Men - In the Beginning

Episode: 26

Two man talking about Two and a Half Men

Episode: 27

The 100th episode of Two and a Half Men

Episode: 28

"Must Pause TV" - The story of Chuck Lorre

Episode: 29

Two and a Half Men: Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard

Episode: 30

CSI-Episode: Two and a Half Deaths

Episode: 31

Growing up Harper

Episode: 32

The Women of Two and a Half Men

Episode: 33

Charlie's EX Reunion

Episode: 34

Two and a Half Men Version 2.0

Episode: 35

The Billionaire Upgrade: How Walden Schmidt redesigned the house in Malibu

Episode: 36

Two Manly Men - Singing and Dancing

Episode: 37

Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones

Episode: 38

Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups

Episode: 39

The Serious Business of Writing Comedy

Episode: 40

A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men

Episode: 41

Season 1 ( 2003-09-22)

Pilot

Episode: 1

Big Flappy Bastards

Episode: 2

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Episode: 3

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Episode: 4

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Episode: 5

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Episode: 6

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Episode: 7

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Episode: 8

Phase One, Complete

Episode: 9

Merry Thanksgiving

Episode: 10

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Episode: 11

Camel Filters and Pheromones

Episode: 12

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Episode: 13

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Episode: 14

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Episode: 15

That Was Saliva, Alan

Episode: 16

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Episode: 17

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Episode: 18

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Episode: 19

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Episode: 20

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Episode: 21

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Episode: 22

Just Like Buffalo

Episode: 23

Can You Feel My Finger?

Episode: 24

Season 2 ( 2004-09-19)

Back Off, Mary Poppins

Episode: 1

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Episode: 2

A Bag Full of Jawea

Episode: 3

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Episode: 4

Bad News from the Clinic?

Episode: 5

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Episode: 6

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Episode: 7

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Episode: 8

Yes, Monsignor

Episode: 9

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Episode: 10

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Episode: 11

A Lungful of Alan

Episode: 12

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Episode: 13

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

Episode: 14

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Episode: 15

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Episode: 16

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

Episode: 17

It Was Mame, Mom

Episode: 18

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Episode: 19

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Episode: 20

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Episode: 21

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Episode: 22

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Episode: 23

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Episode: 24

Season 3 ( 2005-09-19)

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

Episode: 1

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Episode: 2

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Episode: 3

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Episode: 4

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Episode: 5

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Episode: 6

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Episode: 7

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Episode: 8

Madame and Her Special Friend

Episode: 9

Something Salted and Twisted

Episode: 10

Santa's Village of the Damned

Episode: 11

That Special Tug

Episode: 12

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Episode: 13

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Episode: 14

My Tongue is Meat

Episode: 15

Ergo, the Booty Call

Episode: 16

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

Episode: 17

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Episode: 18

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Episode: 19

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Episode: 20

And the Plot Moistens

Episode: 21

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Episode: 22

Arguments for the Quickie

Episode: 23

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Episode: 24

Season 4 ( 2006-09-18)

Working for Caligula

Episode: 1

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Episode: 2

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Episode: 3

A Pot Smoking Monkey

Episode: 4

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Episode: 5

Apologies for the Frivolity

Episode: 6

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Episode: 7

Release the Dogs

Episode: 8

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Episode: 9

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Episode: 10

Walnuts and Demerol

Episode: 11

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Episode: 12

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Episode: 13

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Episode: 14

My Damn Stalker

Episode: 15

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Episode: 16

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Episode: 17

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Episode: 18

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Episode: 19

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Episode: 20

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Episode: 21

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Episode: 22

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Episode: 23

Prostitutes and Gelato

Episode: 24

Season 5 ( 2007-09-24)

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Episode: 1

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Episode: 2

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Episode: 3

City of Great Racks

Episode: 4

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Episode: 5

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Episode: 6

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Episode: 7

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Episode: 8

Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

Episode: 9

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Episode: 10

Meander to Your Dander

Episode: 11

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Episode: 12

The Soil Is Moist

Episode: 13

Winky-Dink Time

Episode: 14

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Episode: 15

Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Episode: 16

Fish in a Drawer

Episode: 17

If My Hole Could Talk

Episode: 18

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Episode: 19

Season 6 ( 2008-09-22)

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Episode: 1

Pie Hole, Herb

Episode: 2

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Episode: 3

The Flavin' and the Mavin'

Episode: 4

A Jock Strap in Hell

Episode: 5

It's Always Nazi Week

Episode: 6

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Episode: 7

Pinocchio's Mouth

Episode: 8

The Mooch at the Boo

Episode: 9

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

Episode: 10

The Devil's Lube

Episode: 11

Thank God for Scoliosis

Episode: 12

I Think You Offended Don

Episode: 13

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Episode: 14

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Episode: 15

She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

Episode: 16

The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

Episode: 17

My Son's Enormous Head

Episode: 18

The Two Finger Rule

Episode: 19

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Episode: 20

Above Exalted Cyclops

Episode: 21

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Episode: 22

Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

Episode: 23

Baseball Was Better with Steroids

Episode: 24

Season 7 ( 2009-09-21)

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Episode: 1

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Episode: 2

Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Episode: 3

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Episode: 4

For the Sake of the Child

Episode: 5

Give Me Your Thumb

Episode: 6

Untainted by Filth

Episode: 7

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Episode: 8

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Episode: 9

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Episode: 10

Warning, It's Dirty

Episode: 11

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Episode: 12

Yay, No Polyps!

Episode: 13

Crude and Uncalled For (1)

Episode: 14

Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)

Episode: 15

Tinkle Like a Princess

Episode: 16

I Found Your Moustache

Episode: 17

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Episode: 18

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Episode: 19

I Called Him Magoo

Episode: 20

Gumby with a Pokey

Episode: 21

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Episode: 22

Season 8 ( 2010-09-20)

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Episode: 1

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Episode: 2

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Episode: 3

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Episode: 4

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Episode: 5

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Episode: 6

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Episode: 7

Springtime on a Stick

Episode: 8

A Good Time in Central Africa

Episode: 9

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Episode: 10

Dead from the Waist Down

Episode: 11

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Episode: 12

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Episode: 13

Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Episode: 14

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Episode: 15

That Darn Priest

Episode: 16

Season 9 ( 2011-09-19)

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Episode: 1

People Who Love Peepholes

Episode: 2

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Episode: 3

Nine Magic Fingers

Episode: 4

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Episode: 5

The Squat and the Hover

Episode: 6

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Episode: 7

Thank You for the Intercourse

Episode: 8

Frodo's Headshots

Episode: 9

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Episode: 10

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Episode: 11

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Episode: 12

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Episode: 13

A Possum on Chemo

Episode: 14

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Episode: 15

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Episode: 16

Not in My Mouth!

Episode: 17

The War Against Gingivitis

Episode: 18

Palmdale, Ech

Episode: 19

Grandma's Pie

Episode: 20

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Episode: 21

Why We Gave Up Women

Episode: 22

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Episode: 23

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Episode: 24

Season 10 ( 2012-09-27)

I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Episode: 1

A Big Bag of Dog

Episode: 2

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Episode: 3

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

Episode: 4

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Episode: 5

Ferrets, Attack!

Episode: 6

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Episode: 7

Something My Gynecologist Said

Episode: 8

I Scream When I Pee

Episode: 9

One Nut Johnson

Episode: 10

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Episode: 11

Welcome to Alancrest

Episode: 12

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Episode: 13

Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Episode: 14

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Episode: 15

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Episode: 16

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Episode: 17

The 9:04 from Pemberton

Episode: 18

Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

Episode: 19

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Episode: 20

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Episode: 21

My Bodacious Vidalia

Episode: 22

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Episode: 23

Season 11 ( 2013-09-26)

Nangnangnangnang

Episode: 1

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Episode: 2

This Unblessed Biscuit

Episode: 3

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Episode: 4

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Episode: 5

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Episode: 6

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Episode: 7

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

Episode: 8

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Episode: 9

On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

Episode: 10

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Episode: 11

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Episode: 12

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Episode: 13

Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

Episode: 14

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Episode: 15

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Episode: 16

Welcome Home, Jake

Episode: 17

West Side Story

Episode: 18

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Episode: 19

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Episode: 20

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Episode: 21

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Episode: 22

Season 12 ( 2014-10-29)

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

Episode: 1

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Episode: 2

Glamping in a Yurt

Episode: 3

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

Episode: 4

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

Episode: 5

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Episode: 6

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Episode: 7

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Episode: 8

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Episode: 9

Here I Come, Pants!

Episode: 10

For Whom the Booty Calls

Episode: 11

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

Episode: 12

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Episode: 13

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

Episode: 14

Of Course He's Dead (1)

Episode: 15

Of Course He's Dead (2)

Episode: 16
Sep 22, 2003 (en)
Comedy
[68] Min
  • First Air Date Sep 22, 2003
  • Production
    Warner Bros. Television, Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company
  • Rotten tomato 75%
Original Title Two and a Half Men
en

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

Overview

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

  1. Music Supervisor

  2. Producer