The Baby Juice Express (2004)

ALL 04/19/2004 (en) Crime, Comedy 85 Min
  • Release
    04/19/2004
  • Production
  • Rotten tomato
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  • Original title
    The Baby Juice Express
  • Original language
    en
  • Production Cost
  • 0.00
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One false move and the sperm gets it!

Overview

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

  1. Michael Hurst

    Director

  2. Story

  3. Editor

  4. Producer



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Casts

  1. Nick Moran

    Des

  2. Nick Brimble

    Krakowski

  3. Lisa Faulkner

    Lauren

  4. Phil Davis

    Frank O'Reilly

  5. Samantha Womack

    Trixie (as Samantha Janus)

  6. Joe Bugner

    Palooka

  7. Julian Clary

    Jason

  8. Angela Douglas

    Celestia

  9. David Cardy

    Goldberg

  10. Ruth Jones

    Gladys

  11. Dave Courtney

    Baxter

  12. Gary Tiplady

    Burke

  13. Callum Dixon

    Hare

  14. Hugh Fraser

    Arthur Burnett CBE

  15. Howard Lew Lewis

    Kent

  16. Paterson Joseph

    Sean Boetang

  17. Stephen Marcus

    Lenny Von Something

  18. Ray Parlour

    Vince

  19. Cleo Rocos

    Sharon

  20. Steve Speirs

    Mystery Man

  21. David Seaman

    Huge Gangster

  22. Terry Stone

    Repro Man

  23. Badi Uzzaman

    Singh

Full Cast & Crew

Casts : 23 , Crews : 3

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The Baby Juice Express (2004) 85 Min

ALL 04/19/2004 (en)
Crime, Comedy
  • Release 04/19/2004
  • Production
  • Original title The Baby Juice Express
  • en
  • Revenue0.00

One false move and the sperm gets it!

Overview

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

  1. Michael Hurst

    Director

  2. Story

  3. Editor

  4. Producer