Minty the Assassin (2009)

ALL 08/07/2009 (en) Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror 80 Min
  • Release
    08/07/2009
  • Production
    Ground Down Productions
  • Rotten tomato
    25%
  • Original title
    Minty the Assassin
  • Original language
    en
  • Production Cost
  • 0.00
    -

A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.

Overview

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

  1. Eugene Baldovino

    Director

  2. Story



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Casts

  1. Elina Madison

    Minty

  2. Anthony Ray Parker

    Big Boss

  3. Tabitha Taylor

    Double Delicious

  4. Chip Joslin

    Dr. Brain Bender

  5. Jacki R. Chan

    Molly Leviathan

  6. Hawk Younkins

    Captain Capability

  7. Ricardo Mamood-Vega

    Zen Cowboy

  8. Elan Tom

    Bruce Zee

  9. David A. Lockhart

    Rat Monster

  10. Nora J. Novak

    Cute Postal Woman

  11. Jade English

    Hot Security Guard

  12. McKay Stewart

    Sensational Ninja

Full Cast & Crew

Casts : 12 , Crews : 6

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Minty the Assassin (2009) 80 Min

ALL 08/07/2009 (en)
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror
  • Release 08/07/2009
  • Production
    Ground Down Productions
  • Original title Minty the Assassin
  • en
  • Revenue0.00

A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.

Overview

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

  1. Eugene Baldovino

    Director

  2. Story

  3. Eugene Baldovino

    Editor

  4. Ivan Hopkinson, Brandy Jones

    Producer